Years ago while visiting my Parents. Susan wanted a grilled cheese sandwich. She thought since it is Wisconsin my mother must have some good Wisconsin Cheese around. Wrong!

Susan pulled out the frying pan, the bread, the butter. Then she looked for the cheese, she could not find the cheese. So she asked my Mother. My Mother said its right there on the shelf, in the box. Susan still could not find the cheese. Finally my mother had to point it out to her. Susan was in shock when my mother pulled out the box of Velveeta; actually she was sicker than anything.

Susan being as nice as she is took the Velveeta and made a grilled Velveeta sandwich. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm.

Did you know that Velveeta does not melt?  www.kraftfoods.com/velveeta

After both my Parent's passed away. That same box of Velveeta was still in the Refrigerator. It's gone now. It's disappeared mysteriously one night.

Joe